"Sir, you are 39, stop biting that little thing"
SEATTLE, WA -
Local area man Tom Whitman has been served with several legal notices for undue turmoil and emotional distress for posing in multiple selfies, specifically, biting his lower lip, and at times, licking lips.
"I understand, we all want to be cute taking a picture, but is it necessary to also make a salute hand gesture while also in the passenger side of a car with the window halfway up? I mean, that's just nasty", said neighbor Deborah Greenfield.
Whitman's representative defends his client on constitutional grounds.
"Tom means well, but this is a man who can't help but try and be sexy. The constitution gives everyone the right to pursue sexiness, even though it may not be feasible for most."
At presstime, Whitman published a post in Joker makeup with several pictures of himself licking around his mouth with the caption, "Cum and taste me."
