"His schedule, 8-4:30 AM, get drunk and fuck shit up."
WASHINGTON, D.C. -
US Senator John Fetterman has been reportedly wandering the streets of D.C., and picking fights with passerby's for several months.
"I'd say this is out of character for him, but honestly it's not - first day in office he asked me where the nearest fight club was located", stated a an aide who spoke on the condition of confidentially.
Capitol Police have been unable to stop Fetterman according to internal documents observed by The Harvie. one passage reads, 'dude is super strong and when I was about to arrest him, he got real charming and we talked about baseball. I completely blanked. My bad."
When reached for comment, an aide stated they could not comment on the story, however Fetterman could be heard screaming, "TELL THEM TO DROP A PIN!"
